Who am I stalking today?

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 12/12/2014 at 11:28 • Filed to: None

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Anyone volunteering?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:29

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damn that's awesomely creepy.

Stalking me wouldn't do you much good, you already know who I am.

HammerheadFistpunch > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:30

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I don't understand the type of thing this is.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:30

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*goes invisible on waze*

McMike > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/12/2014 at 11:30

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Is that your holiday card?

ACESandEIGHTS > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:30

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Fantastic card.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:31

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Well, I could make it somewhat easy for you and volunteer.. but that'd be no fun.

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 11:31

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that is probably a good thing

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike 12/12/2014 at 11:32

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I wish, I'm almost jealous of just how creepy this guy can pull off.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:32

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*abandons multi-part involved needles/pine needles/needling and stalk/plant stalk/trunk, bark/bark joke for being too difficult to pull off*

McMike > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/12/2014 at 11:32

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Shit, I thought I was replying to 505

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:32

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um

McMike > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:32

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Please tell me this is your holiday card.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike 12/12/2014 at 11:33

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505Turbeaux > McMike 12/12/2014 at 11:34

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it needs to be. If I had a stache like that I would freak myself out looking in the mirror. Nailed the hairline though

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/12/2014 at 11:34

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you lost me at involved lol

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:42

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Something like "but if you're stalking someone from inside a pine tree, are you really stalking them or needling them instead? If you don't water the tree, does that mean you're needling people in a dry manner? If you're close enough to the stalk of the tree to be stalking, you run the risk of what stops any stalker - barking."

Assume I wrote that, but better, and worked in an elephant joke using the word "trunk", because elephant jokes kick ass.

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/12/2014 at 11:47

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I always knew you were smart RR, now I see your true brilliance

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:49

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I thought I was smart enough not to try to make that one work. Getting a Groucho-style pun patter to work is *hard*.

Racescort666 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/12/2014 at 11:50

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Kinja has been eating a lot of comments today. I went to the SR-71 article on Sploid and a bunch of comments disappeared. Either that or Jesus dismissed them.

ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 11:51

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Jagvar?

505Turbeaux > ttyymmnn 12/12/2014 at 11:55

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oh shit, almost too close (BTW I am just finishing up that article, be out at 1 EST)

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 12:44

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lol you wish. Your hairline is WAAAAY worse than that

505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR 12/12/2014 at 12:45

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I got to keep all the women from pulling it out on me

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 13:30

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A Mack truck couldn't pull my hair out.

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 13:58

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you creepin?

505Turbeaux > ly2v8-Brian 12/12/2014 at 14:06

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always